Hi all,
A couple of jokes to get the weekend started on the right note. I hope all the wedding plans are coming along nicely, feel free to call us if we can be of any assistance.
Have fun, be safe and I will see you all again on Monday.
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I like this story of a woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with jewels. Her explanation: “If I die and my husband remarries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels.”
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”
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